
What brings the Boy Scouts out on such a fine Sunday afternoon?

Why is this man waving a flag?

This giant, colorful flag.

Why has
tengu graced us with his presence?

What is this cop.... wait a sec... go back!

Focus! Left quadrant!

It's the Kanamara Matsuri! You know, the one where transvestites march a massive pink phallus around town.

Followed by this stunning black member. Did you forget what country you were in or something?


Grab some penis shaped merch.

Stick a dollar in your hat.

Enjoy your cock candy.

In different flavors.

Carry some wooden wood mikoshi.

Buy some ladies undies from this rad character.

Live blog the event.


Sit yourself atop the big dick. It's good luck! Or something.


Take lots of photos.

And get your sex education from this cheery fella. You're in Japan, might as well make the most of it.
And now for the two raddest photos of the day. Cumming in at number 2:

A Pentium II backpack, in mint condition. That gear is like 1997!
And number 1:

The Star of David, holding the reigns of a ten foot cock, at a fertility festival, in Japan.