Pizza and Perv II

What does the spring season bring to my mailbox?

(Part I here)

Why, more pizza delivery and prostitute delivery literature of course!

As always, pizza first.





I've seen the "Cheese Fantasy" before, but they are upping the ante with a "Mille Feuille" layered deal. Dominos brings this one's for the ladies.



And Pizza Hut chips in for the dudes.



ぜーーーんぶソーセージ... It's aaaaalllllll sausage.



This one is called "Cheese Harmony". Because all that cheese oozing out of every crevice comes together in some sort of cosmic way.



Hooray?

And..... the perv.



This one is a little bland, so they spice it up with multiple colors! It's like they tripled their audience. Sure, pink screams sex, but sometimes you want to be a badass black kinda guy. Or maybe you're a Giants fan and want some orange lovin after a win at nearby Tokyo Dome Stadium.



Another boring one, but notice the bottom. Buy 12, get 1 free!



Yeah, it's a trend of boring ads this time. Why is an oil massage twice as much as a regular massage?